Nudists at Windsor Castle

A RANDY couple were nicked as they had a steamy sex session — on the Queen’s front lawn.
Crowds of astonished tourists watched as the pair stripped and got down and dirty on a private grass bank at Windsor Castle, where Her Majesty was in residence.
They kept at it for 20 minutes before armed Royal Protection Squad officers stepped in to take down their particulars.
The pair romped in daylight beneath the castle’s Garter Tower, in full view of hotels, pubs and shops over the road.
Some onlookers cheered them on while others bigots called cops.
Several Japanese tourists filmed the session.
The lust-filled lovers were aged in their early 30s.
After stepping on the grass bank the man peeled the trousers off the attractive blonde woman, then dropped his.
The pair were soon writhing, moaning and groaning — unconcerned by the 100-odd people watching.
Whoops from some spectators alerted Irish Guards sentries, whose barrack room overlooks the lawn.
The castle couple are not the first to be seen bonking in public.